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01 July 2009 @ 03:36 pm


If you have time to kill - it's getting on to the end of the workday, after all -
click here for the latest version of the Bible.

I damn near dropped my laptop.  It's funny!  But I don't know if it's funny because it took lots of people lots of wasted time to do it or because it's...er....funny.

Enjoy!

If you've seen this before, please excuse me.  I just found it this afternoon.

Let me give you a taste:


Teh Reech Kitteh

16 Now a d00d cames up to Jebus an ask, "Teacher, I does wat gud stuf so I can has eeturmal lyfs?"*

17 "Whai ju aks me abot whut goodz?" Jebus saied. "Der onlee Wun iz goodz. U wants 2 has lyfs, U obyz teh comandamanamenz."

18 "Whut comandamanamenz?" aks teh reech kitteh. Jebus saied, " 'No kilin doodz, no sexin owtsayd marege, no taksin cheezburgr from peepuls, no can tells lai,19 respeckz ur momz and daz,' an 'luvz ur naibors but not wif sexin.'"

20 "Did dat aredy, srsly. I can has eeturmal lyfs nao?"

21 Jebus den sais, "If u wan bee purfex, go, sel ur stufs an gevs ur cheezburgrs 2 teh pors, n den u can has invisible cheezburgr. Den cum, fowul meez."

22 Den reech mans went awai sadz, becuz he hadz many monys.

23 Den Jeezus sai to hiz desiplz, "Im teh srs, it teh sux 4 a rich kittn to go 2 teh Ceiling.24 Aiz tel yu geiz agin, it srsly moar easier 4 graet daen to fit in teh tiny cat cariur dan for fancey feast kitteh two go to teh Howse uf teh Ceiling Cat."\

25 Disipulz hearz, dey leik NO WAI!!1 HU B SAEVD DEN??

26 Jeezus lukee dem, sai, "Wif manz dis iz FAIL, but wif Ceiling Cat evrytingz lolcodable."

27 Petrz leik, "Weez lef ar stufs 2 folow u! Can has cheezburgr or cookie or wut?"

28 Jeezus dun sai 2 demz, "Ai tell u trewfs, @ teh restart, wen Sun of Kittehs sits on his kewl cat condo, u wil urselfs sit on twelv cat condoz, judgin teh twelv breedz uv Israel.29 An evrybudiez lef howsiz or brovrz or sisez or studz or queenz or kittnz or catbowlz 4 maek me cheezburgr will has awsum intrist raet on IOUz an wil has zombi-ness.30 But meny hu r kewl wil has teh suck, an meny hu iz teh suck wil has moar cheezburgrs.



 
 
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NQ3X
25 June 2009 @ 08:16 am
...to Tattycat!  You rawk!
 
 
NQ3X
03 June 2009 @ 01:30 pm
One for the science geeks:



One for the computer geeks:



One for [info]tattycat :



And my personal favorite:



That's enough for today.

 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
NQ3X
28 May 2009 @ 05:04 pm
Well, not so random.  An online brewing acquaintance just got another dog to replace his beloved assistant brewer, who passed on to the Fields of Joy last year.  Here she is, LOLed by yours truly:



 
 
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NQ3X
12 May 2009 @ 09:11 pm
Your results:
You are Worf
Worf
90%
Geordi LaForge
85%
Chekov
75%
Uhura
75%
Jean-Luc Picard
70%
Mr. Scott
65%
Deanna Troi
65%
James T. Kirk (Captain)
60%
Will Riker
60%
Mr. Sulu
55%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
40%
Data
36%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
25%
Spock
24%
Beverly Crusher
20%
You are trained in the art of combat
and are usually intimidating.
Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Quiz
 
 
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